Check Out Ken Freakin' Follett Over Here

Author: deucepm

Date: December 2, 2002

by deucepm
12-02-02
All right, I'm up. Now can we for cryin' out loud GET ON WITH IT?!
Right. Okay. So the Nazis are trying to destroy Christmas. They've infiltrated Santa's workshop, making his elves into sleeper agents, sabotaging toys, that sort of thing.
Just before he leaves for his midnight ride on December 24th, they'll activate the sleeper elves, detonate the C-4 planted on the grounds, shoot the reindeer and execute Santa before the world's eyes.
That's a pretty good plan. It's insane, but it's not bad.
Well, they're Nazis. You gotta keep in mind, they're all basically batshit crazy.