The Plot Sickens

Author: deucepm

Date: December 2, 2002

by deucepm
12-02-02
Why would the Nazis try to destroy Christmas anyway?
Control a nation's holidays and control the nation, my friend. They intend to destroy Christmas and replace it with Hitler's birthday.
Imagine the horror of it...hooves clip-clopping on your roof, a poof of dust from the chimney, and WHAMS! HITLER CLAUS IS IN THE HOUSE!
But...but the children of the world would never accept it!
Aw, come on. Kids would open the door to John Wayne Gacy if they thought he had an X-Box in his sack.