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| Why would the Nazis try to destroy Christmas anyway? | |
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| Control a nation's holidays and control the nation, my friend. They intend to destroy Christmas and replace it with Hitler's birthday. | |
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| Imagine the horror of it...hooves clip-clopping on your roof, a poof of dust from the chimney, and WHAMS! HITLER CLAUS IS IN THE HOUSE! | |
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| But...but the children of the world would never accept it! | |
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| Aw, come on. Kids would open the door to John Wayne Gacy if they thought he had an X-Box in his sack. | |
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