Extreme Ops 2: Snowmobile Carnage

Author: deucepm

Date: December 2, 2002

by deucepm
12-02-02
Now, mine sociopathic pals, I tell you ze plan. Ze Nazis are planning to hijack ein shipment of teddy bears meant for poor innocent Baptist children in Kentucky. Ve must stop za hijack!
Oooh, hijacking a hijack. I love this. Can we use snowmobiles?
No. Here is plan. Ve set up roadblock two miles outside of Santa's workshop. Ven Nazis attempt to make it to rendezvous point, ve pick zem off from a distance mit rifles!
But...but we could just roar out of the woods on snowmobiles, Uzis blazing, like modern Vikings, bringing painful death! Blood would steam on the snow in our tracks!
Look, ve are not using ze snowmobiles, all right? Just stick to ze plan!
Look, you Nazi transvestite prick, I'm only here because I have a chip in my head! I DESERVE SNOWMOBILE CARNAGE!