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| Now, mine sociopathic pals, I tell you ze plan. Ze Nazis are planning to hijack ein shipment of teddy bears meant for poor innocent Baptist children in Kentucky. Ve must stop za hijack! | |
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| Oooh, hijacking a hijack. I love this. Can we use snowmobiles? | |
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| No. Here is plan. Ve set up roadblock two miles outside of Santa's workshop. Ven Nazis attempt to make it to rendezvous point, ve pick zem off from a distance mit rifles! | |
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| But...but we could just roar out of the woods on snowmobiles, Uzis blazing, like modern Vikings, bringing painful death! Blood would steam on the snow in our tracks! | |
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| Look, ve are not using ze snowmobiles, all right? Just stick to ze plan! | |
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| Look, you Nazi transvestite prick, I'm only here because I have a chip in my head! I DESERVE SNOWMOBILE CARNAGE! | |
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