Love Them Previouslys

Author: deucepm

Date: December 3, 2002

by deucepm
12-03-02
When last we left our heroes, they were on their way to stop the Nazis from hijacking a shipment of teddy bears bound for Santa's workshop.
What are you gonna do first, shoot a Nazi from your snowmobile or just run 'em over?
Oh, man, how can I pick?
Little di they know that Hermann Goerring had fed them this information to lead them into a trap.
Ve haff pulled za vool over zeir eyes, ya, mein Robo-Fuhrer?
You said a mouthful, my faithful Nazi transvestite companion!
Meanwhile, Jack interrogated Nina to get information on where the nuke was being--wait. Wrong show.
TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW AND I WILL KILL YOU! Wait. Shit. I meant "or."
Oy.