TOR-CHAR!

Author: deucepm

Date: December 3, 2002

by deucepm
12-03-02
Goerring! You rotten swine! How dare you tie me to a chair in this dank torture chamber!
Silence, Amerikaner scum! It is now time for you to be interrogated!
Wait. Hold it. The only reason we're up here in the first place is because you contacted me. Why'd you make us try and save Christmas and then lead us into a trap?
Er...Ze Fuhrer's plan has...it has kinks.
No shit. Wouldn't it have been simpler just to not tell anybody and go ahead and destroy Christmas?
Well, we're Nazis. Keep in mind, we're all basically batshit crazy.