I'm Sure I Can Find A Way To Make This Worse

Author: deucepm

Date: December 3, 2002

by deucepm
12-03-02
...and so, Matt awaits the morning, when the brainwashed Pete will execute him right in front of Santa's workshop!
I hate my life.
....while Robo-Hitler and Goerring continue their plans to kill and replace Santa!
Now are you SURE the Santa suit won't look silly on me?
Vell, maybe you'd better model it some more. Yeah. THAT's it. Work it, you robot Nazi bitch!
Look, we know this is stupid, but it's still better than "Birds of Prey," so tune in tomorrow!
I wonder if it's polite to snack at an execution?