How About A Teen Cthulhu Show?

Author: deucepm

Date: December 4, 2002

by deucepm
12-04-02
Hi, I'm Brian Robbins, producer of Bethlehem. You may remember me as the dreamy rebel on Head of the Class.
Why Bethlehem, you ask? Well, after strip-mining DC Comics for all it was worth, we wanted to work on a much bigger canvas. Who was Jesus? What was he like as a kid? Did he get lots of hot teen ass?
The answer to that last question is yes, by the w--AAAIIIIGGGHHH!!
Aw, look, producer go splat. How about we get back to MY STORY NOW?!