Don't Be Ridiculous, Of Course I've Got Control Of The Plot

Author: deucepm

Date: December 4, 2002

by deucepm
12-04-02
Yes, for years, they kept us in the sub-sub-sub-basement of CIA headquarters, drilling us, interrogating us, trying to learn all they could about Nazism so they could stamp it out if it rose again!
A brilliant yet silly plan, mein Robo-Fuhrer.
Well, we'll see how brilliant they were when he shoot Santa Claus in the head before a worldwide audience!
It vill be ein glorious moment!
You do still have him locked in the cage, right?
Ya, mein herr. Ve have been keeping him fed on fluffernutters and Pixy Stix.