Brian DePalma Can Kiss My White Ass

Author: deucepm

Date: December 5, 2002

by deucepm
12-05-02
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Merry what now? Today's Hitler Day, pal. Where's your false moustache?
What? But...no, it's Christmas!
Well, there was such a thing as Christmas, until some bastard killed Santa...hey...IT'S HIM! GET HIM! GET HIIIIM!
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Hey, sounds like you're about done with your dream sequence. Want some soup?