Hitler Schmitler

Author: deucepm

Date: December 5, 2002

by deucepm
12-05-02
Ohhhh...where am I?
My house. Just a short walk away from the workshop. I guess you got turned around in the dark.
What? I'm back at--I gotta get outta here! I have to warn the world!
Relax, chief. There'll be time enough for that after you've gotten some nourishment.
But...Hitler is planning on taking over Christmas and, eventually, the world!
Ah, Hitler schmitler. He's not gonna conquer anything while you suck down a mug of broth, all right?