Syd Field Told Me To Put A Plot Point Here

Author: deucepm

Date: December 5, 2002

by deucepm
12-05-02
SANTA! But...no, it can't be you! I killed you!
Mmmm...no.
Actually, you killed my evil twin brother, Satan Claus, who tried to take my place. Before I could throw him out, those damn Nazis showed up.
Congratulations on one of the most ludicrous plot twists to date.
Don't look at me, whitey, I don't write this crap.