Not Exactly The Crispin's Day Speech

Author: deucepm

Date: December 7, 2002

by deucepm
12-07-02
Uh, Pete?
But you're not fighting for yourselves! You're not even fighting for Santa! You're doing it for the kids!
Pete.
Just imagine their little faces when they come downstairs on Christmas morning and find the entire house covered in SWASTIKAS! Do you want that? DO YOU?!
Pete, they're fighting because otherwise, the Nazis will kill them. You don't really have to sell them on--
YOU SELFISH FUCKS! WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO KICK JESUS IN THE NUTS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT? FUCK YOU ALL!