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| Welcome back to "Sucky Sucky Fi' Dolla," the show that, when it reports a story, fuckin nales the bitch. Today we're discussing Disney's Treasure Planet. | |
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| The animated film cost $140 million to make, yet only brought in $16 million over the Thanksgiving weekend. Its failure is having major repercussions. | |
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| Theories abound as to why the film failed. Some blame the marketing campaign. Others blame stiff competition from Harry Potter. | |
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| Still others believe the audience has simply moved beyond 2-D animation in favor of such efforts as Toy Story and Shrek. | |
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| For some reason, no one has brought up the fact that doing Treasure Island in space was JUST FUCKING RETARDED. | |
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| So we will. Doing Treasure Island in space was JUST FUCKING RETARDED. I'm asiangirl2, saying good night, and never forget your safewords. | |
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