Things Have Changed

Author: deucepm

Date: March 17, 2003

by deucepm
3-17-03
St. Patrick's Day, 2001
WOOOOO! Arrr tday sfor thIRISH! An green beer an WERE ALL IRISH TODAY WOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOO! We love evvybody today UNLESS THEYRE NOT IRISH AN THEN THEY CAN FUCK OFF WOOOOO!
St. Patrick's Day, 2002
Wooooo! But before we celebrate by drinking this lukewarm green beer, a toast to all those brave men and women who died on September 11.
Indeed. We salute them. Now, then... WOOOOOO! IRISH WOOOOO!
St. Patrick's Day, 2003
Woo...uh... I guess. Because today is a day for...uh... oh, fuck this, I'm going home to drink. There's a bottle of whisky that'll comfort me.
Not me. I'm gonna watch the news channels until I prolapse with fear. Should be fun.