CC 180: Kaufmania, Part 5

Author: deucepm

Date: April 9, 2003

by deucepm
4-09-03
All right, sir, we're almost done with your physical. Now, please turn your head and perform a sudden explosion of oxygen.
Uh...what?
You know...suddenly expel air from your lungs with a cacophanous noise.
Beg your pardon?
COUGH, MAN!
Oh, well, why didn't you say so?