Logic Fails In Vice City

Author: deucepm

Date: May 10, 2003

by deucepm
5-10-03
I hear ya need a gunman! Well, I'll sign up for this caper, but only if ya beat my score on the shootin' range!
But if I can beat you at shooting, why do I need... *sigh* Fine.
You want me to be your driver? Okay, but only if you beat me in a race.
But...look, if I can drive better than...that makes no... Whatever.
You want me to be in a porno? Okay, but only if you can suck more dicks than--
OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!