Look, I Got Through It Without Saying "Anus"

Author: deucepm

Date: December 8, 2001

by deucepm
12-08-01
Look, Santa, I'm NOT an alien. I'm an elf.
Well, you LOOK like a friggin' alien. I thought my elves were little midgety guys, not green pointy freakazoids.
Is that any way to talk to somebody who's brought you a gift?
Yeah, right. Like that box isn't filled with black cancer.
Gettin' into the eggnog a little early this year, fatso?
Just keep your distance, molester from beyond the stars.