Dedicated to Uncle Bob

Author: deucepm

Date: December 9, 2001

by deucepm
12-09-01
Death has come for you, Brad Pitt.
Whuh?
Snatch, The Mexican, Spy Game and now Ocean's Eleven?! It's too much to be endured. You've got to be stopped.
Oh, whatever. Wanna come back to my place? We can get really wasted and watch Jen strip for us.
I cannot be bought by--wait a minute, your wife will strip for you in front of strangers? How d'ya pull that off?
I'm Brad F'n Pitt, dude.