Ha Ha! I Am Topical! Somebody Shoot Me Now!

Author: deucepm

Date: December 9, 2001

by deucepm
12-09-01
This is Geraldo Rivera reporting from outside the White House, and as the search for America's enemies goes on, we are--
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! DID YOU HEAR THAT?! SNIPER FIRE! ALL AROUND ME! JESUS, THEY'VE FOLLOWED ME HERE! RUN! RUN, ALL OF YOU! THEY'VE COME FOR MEEEE!