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| Hi. I need a cash return on this solid gold ocelot. | |
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| Oh, I'm sorry, sir. Company policy dictates that I can only give you store credit. | |
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| What?! But...but all you have in here is solid gold animals! | |
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| Why, that's simply not true, sir. For instance, my kitty here is made of bronze and platinum. And some sand. | |
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| Isn't he cute as the dickens? Kiss the kitty! Come on! Kiss the kitty! | |
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