WIGU: The Six Stages Of Being Booted Out Of Your Strip

Author: deucepm

Date: January 15, 2002

by deucepm
1-15-02
Denial, bargaining...
Well, here I am ready to work! Ha ha! Because I WORK here at When I Grow Up! Ha! Ha Ha! HA HA HAHHHHHHH GOD PLEASE I NEED THIS JOB!
Please! Don't make me go back to Penny Arcade! I'll do anything! They'll make me dress like one of those Tekken chicks again!
Shock, anger...
What? We're not in...what? But who's "Wigu?" And...huh?
GET ROWLAND ON THE PHONE! HIS ASS AND MY BOOT HAVE AN APPOINTMENT!
Acceptance, and finally, drunken groping.
Shay there, shweet thing, howzabout givin' Uncle Helmut a goodbye knob-shine?
I'm not drunk enough yet. Ask me three wine coolers from now.