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| Gwyneth Paltrow just hanged herself from the Christmas tree at Buckingham Palace! You can find her on one of the royal tannenbaums. | |
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| Freddie Prinze Jr just jumped out the window! I can still see him, he's falling head over heels...oh, wait, Officer Summer caught him. Damn that summer catch! | |
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| Celebrity Suicide Pun Hot Line, what is your emergency? | |
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| Ewan McGregor's trying to stab himself! He keeps screaming about finding a knife less ordinary. | |
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