CC 93: Topical But Awful

Author: deucepm

Date: January 17, 2002

by deucepm
1-17-02
Are shaven cheekbones what you lacks?
Our foam will put you on your backs!
No need to sharpen up that axe!
Men, you can use it on your sacks!
This stuff will make you rest in pax.
Germa-shave! It's made with 'thrax!