A Power I Crave

Author: deucepm

Date: January 19, 2002

by deucepm
1-19-02
Oh, look. Here's an auction with just one minute left. Guess I should be a good guy and let it go, huh?
IF YOU'D BE SO KIND.
Yeah. RIGHT. HA! How's life as my bitch, motherfucker? You thought you would be enjoying that $6.99 audiobook? YOU WILL NOT!
INITIATING AUCTION SNIPER PROTOCOLS.
AHHHHH! I REPENT! I REPENT!
TOO LATE, MY SNEAKY LITTLE FRIEND. MMMM. YOU SMELL LIKE PORK DRIPPING.