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Author: deucepm

Date: January 22, 2002

by deucepm
1-22-02
Good evening, and welcome to "Sucky Sucky Fi' Dollah," the show that gently explores today's issues like the soft caress of a tongue against your man-staff.
Today we're discussing the fact that K-Mart has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy, endangering thousands of American jobs.
True enough, asiangirl2, but on the other hand, K Mart was fined several times for overcharging customers at the registers. Some might say this is simply its karma coming full circle.
What of the families that will now suffer as a result of this bankruptcy? Is this their karma, or were they cruelly used by the higher-ups?
I have no idea. But I've never found you to be sexier than you are right now. Let's go home and do wicked things to each other with ballpeen hammers.
Your point is well taken, my sapphic companion. Join us next time on "Sucky Sucky Fi' Dollah," when we will probably be derailed like this again.