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| Tech Support, can I help you? | |
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| Yeah. I've been looking for a permanent job since June and haven't found one yet. What gives? | |
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| You know what I do nowadays? I get up at FOUR A.M.--that's in the MORNING, son--get on the train, then get on the T, and ride into Boston. I pay $13 a day to get to a job that pays $300 a week. | |
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| I'm a college graduate. I've been hired before, for good jobs that require intelligence, which I've held down for years, and I can't even get an interview, so What. The. FUCK?! | |
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| Uh...I can't help you with that, but do you have any computer problems? | |
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| Yeah. How do you get dried semen out of a keyboard? | |
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