CC 96: Why My CD Burner Doesn't Work

Author: deucepm

Date: January 29, 2002

by deucepm
1-29-02
I'm sorry, your computer is out of warranty. If you want me to help you, it'll cost both your legs.
But--
"But?" Did you just say "but?" Now it's gonna cost your first born, all your worldly goods and a big sloppy blowjob.
I--
Listen, bitch, you don't seem to understand. I am your God now. Now if you want tech support, you're gonna have to give oral to my mom and dad while wearing a frog suit.
Was money even a possibility?