CC 97: Fuck Lojack

Author: deucepm

Date: February 3, 2002

by deucepm
2-03-02
Some people say they don't need Lojack because...
What's the point? If my car is stolen, my insurance will pay for it!
WHAAAT?! LIES! LIES! YOUR INSURANCE WON'T PAY! OH YOU BITCH YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH! DIE! DIE! DIEEEE!
Don't you see, officer? She was like the others...SHE SOUGHT TO DENY THE POWER OF LOJACK! BUT NOW SHE KNOWS! OH, YES, NOW SHE KNOWS!
Damn it...all units, I need backup! The Lojack guy's done The Bad Thing again!