CC 98: Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall

Author: deucepm

Date: February 8, 2002

by deucepm
2-08-02
Good evening, and welcome back to "Sucky Sucky Fi' Dollah," the news program that fills you up with truth like a well-lubed fist to the balloon knot.
Today, via satellite, we'll be speaking with Bongo, who, we're told, has a terrible secret he wants to divulge. Bongo, over to you!
I...I didn't intend to come forward with this, but...okay, I'll just say it. The Dog on a Ball killed Kennedy.
Dude, we knew all that. Didn't you read the employee manual?
Seriously. Join us next time on "Sucky Sucky Fi' Dollah" when we interview Feet-For-Ears about what it's like to be such a twisted, misshapen freak.