CC 102: Romeo and Juliet

Author: deucepm

Date: February 27, 2002

by deucepm
2-27-02
Thou desperate pilot, now at once run on the dashing rocks thy sea-sick weary bark! Here's to my love!
Wait, my love, I'm all right!
Uh...you are?
Yes! Now we can be married and live happily ever after!
Ten years later...
...so the drama queen stands over me, doesn't even think to check for a pulse, and pulls out his bottle of poison...
Dammit, does she have to tell this story at every dinner party?