CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 3: Crisis)

Author: deucepm

Date: April 6, 2002

by deucepm
4-06-02
But, as it always does, continuity got in the way.
I'm the Captain Obvious of Earth-1!
I'm the Captain Obvious of Earth-2!
Hi. I'm the Captain Obvious of Earth-Q. Where's the buffet table?
Back off, pal. I know all about you Earth-Q guys. You drop something and ask me to pick it up, and next thing I know it's "My dick is in your ass!"
Clearly, something had to be done.
The multiverse is being wiped away and restructured into one coherent universe!
No shit, Sher--AHHHHH!