CC 112: The Life of Captain Obvious (Part 5: Rebirth)

Author: deucepm

Date: April 6, 2002

by deucepm
4-06-02
Finally came...the death of Captain Obvious.
Suck on this, Captain BITCH!
I've been shot several times!
There was a quick return from the dead...
How do I know you're the real Captain Obvious?
Well, I'm saying it, aren't I? It must be obvious!
...or was there?!
This man isn't me! He's--THE CONFUSER, MY EVIL TWIN!
Wait! Look over there! Isn't that the Suez crisis?