Caveat Emptor

Author: deucepm

Date: July 12, 2002

by deucepm
7-12-02
TWO WEEKS AGO
Memo to Cyberwings customers: We may be experiencing a small outage as we move our servers to Maine.
Well, that's reasonable.
LAST WEEK
Memo to Cyberwings customers: The bandwidth problems will be taken care of by Monday. Ignore the fact that our home site has been down for a week.
Okay...I guess...
TODAY
Cyberwings customers: If you ever want your site to go back up, pay us a million billion dollars in small unmarked bills. You will obey us. We have the nuclear missiles.
Shirley, you wanna call my attorney, Frank "Kick 'Em In The Jimmies" Larusso?