CC 141: True Story, Swear To God

Author: deucepm

Date: September 9, 2002

by deucepm
9-09-02
I got here as soon as I could. What happened to the little anklebiter?
He had a coat hanger in his eye socket.
What? How the hell did that happen?!
Well, I had the laundry hanging up in the back of the car. He walked through it and BAM! Wire hanger dangling out of his face.
Well, thank God you got him here in time.
The worst part is, he keeps screaming "Arr! I'm a pirate!"