CC 141: How I Met Matt

Author: deucepm

Date: September 9, 2002

by deucepm
9-09-02
One fine day in the college library...
Yeah, you've got a copy of "Cult Science-Fiction Movies" on reserve for me.
Hmmm. This is the first geek I've met at this school. I'll make him my friend.
Well, off to my dank dorm room--GAH!
Hi. Wanna be my friend?
Uh...that depends. Friends like, we hang out and do stuff, or friends like, you murder me and wear my head as a hat?
...what was the middle thing?