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| We're pleased to offer you the tech writer position. It comes with full medical, dental, and a phenomenal paycheck. Welcome to our family! | |
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| Hi. I'm the new CEO. I'm here to shake things up and make some changes! Don't worry, no layoffs are coming! | |
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A couple months after that.
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| Get your shit and get out, dead weight. | |
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| But...I thought I was one of the family! | |
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