Paranoia Strikes Deep

Author: deucepm

Date: September 10, 2002

by deucepm
9-10-02
Great. That's just great. An all new season of that popular favorite, The "You're All Going To Die" Show. My nerves can't take this much longer.
You're so paranoid. Why do you worry about things you have no control over?
BECAUSE I HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THEM! Are you insane?! If I had any control over the situation, I would fix it! But instead, all I can do is grow a series of ulcers!
Dial it down a notch, will you? We live on Cape Cod. I doubt it's on the Al-Qaeda's short list.
Really. Well, what about...uh...the beaches? My God, what if they try an ocean assault? We're WIDE OPEN! We're not even connected to the mainland, did you know that?
*sigh* Hold still. I'll go get the dart gun.