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| I mean, I'm not asking where my fucking Christmas presents are hidden, I just want the over/under on us being destroyed. Is that so much? | |
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| I want to tell you a story. Today, at work, I waited on a crazed vegetarian. She told me about her pet project--a vegetarian lion. | |
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| This proud carnivore was captured as a cub, brought to America, and was raised to adulthood on a diet of carrots and other rabbit food. | |
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| So you're saying that things could be worse, and I could be a vegetarian lion? | |
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| Yes. And shut your pie hole. | |
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