I've Always Been A Sucker For Mystery

Author: deucepm

Date: September 12, 2002

by deucepm
9-12-02
The dame walked in. Her skin was the color of a martini olive and she was about as cool and dry as the drink. She slid her beautiful gams through my office door like...
I need your help. My sister's gone missing!
Like...shit, I'm losing track...uh, her eyes glittered like two cubic zirconia! Wait, no, that sucks. Her silken hair flowed like...silk...from a worm's ass...
She was last seen in the company of Doghouse Reilly. I'm worried sick about where she might be!
There was a thin film of sweat on her forehead, glistening like a fat guy in a Volkswagen... dammit! How does Marlowe do this?!
Say, are you all right? You haven't breathed since I came in here.