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| What's up with the No One Lives Forever 2 demo? The characters can't speak! | |
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| Yeah, but it's cool. I'm just making up my own story. See, Cate Archer here is trapped in a village of hot female ninjas who want her body. | |
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| They're throwing shuriken at her. | |
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| Those represent, like, lesbian pheromones. Now this one here is all "Oooh, Cate Archer, come back to our dojo and we'll slather you in honey, you sexy beast..." | |
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| Annnd now she's dead.You're insane. | |
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| No, she's given in to their advances. Right about now they're stripping the catsuit off her with their teeth.Yeah, but my game is sexier. | |
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