Li'l Sociopaths Explore The Burning Issues

Author: deucepm

Date: September 24, 2002

by deucepm
9-24-02
So Kermit the Frog had a five-year old nephew named Robin, right? And we can reasonably assume that on the show, Kermit is...say, 25. In frog years.
But on Muppet Babies, when Kermit was a toddler, Robin was a tadpole! What's up with that? What retards his aging process?
Is it something in the water? A spcial remedy from Nanny? Or does he simply drink Lew Zealand's blood by night?
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you.