CC 12^2: Hit The Road, Part 7

Author: deucepm

Date: September 30, 2002

by deucepm
9-30-02
You mean to say you're afraid to get on an airplane? Why don't you just put on a dress and dance?
Hey, fuck you. I was scared of those things before people flew them into buildings. There's no way I'm getting on one now.
Oh, all right. Here have a ham sandwich.
HELL no! You think I don't recognize the B.A. Baracus Gambit? No planes, I tell you!
If you're not going to eat the sandwich, I gotta go to Plan B.
Mmmm. Drug-laced ham.