Even More Pickles

Author: deucepm

Date: October 2, 2002

by deucepm
10-02-02
Look, it's not like I'm singling you out. I put pickles in with everybody's lunch.
Yeah, I know. And I ask you not to every single time. "No pickles." "Hold the pickles." "I am allergic to pickles and will die if I even smell one." And you constantly ignore me!
Yeah, but--
"I was molested with a pickle as a young age." "My family was slain by a traveling pickle salesman." "The sight of a pickle releases my other personality, Murderin' Bobby."
You know, I think you don't deserve pickles.
Really? Oh, please don't throw me in dat briar patch, Br'er Fox!