I Like Trees

Author: deucepm

Date: October 2, 2002

by deucepm
10-02-02
Say there, pilgrim, could you lend a fella a hand?
I am a tree, and not capable of cognizant thought.
But you're talking.
Shit. You're right. Hey, I must be evolving! I'm the world's first sentient tree!
Uh huh. Look, I need to drop some kids off by the pool, if ya know what I mean, so...
Cogito, ergo sum! I just made that up! Right off the top of my head! I don't know what it means, but it sounds all deep and shit!