The Case of McFarlane v. Gaiman

Author: deucepm

Date: October 3, 2002

by deucepm
10-03-02
How dare you sue me for the profits to characters you created, you limey prick! You're just jealous of me!
Jealous of you? Todd, I'm a New York Times bestselling author who's writing a sceenplay for Robert Zemeckis and preparing to direct two films...
whereas you haven't drawn a comic in years, your McGwire baseballs are worthless, and not even Peter David can bother to hate you anymore.
GUARDS! SEIZE HIM!
Also, ripping off old Penny Arcade lines will not win you any friends around here.