The Brawl To Settle It All

Author: deucepm

Date: October 3, 2002

by deucepm
10-03-02
Good evening and welcome to Sucky Sucky Fi' Dolla, the show that takes it on the chin and then asks for a tissue.
In tonight's news, Iraqi Vice President Taha Yassin Ramadan today suggested that George W. Bush and Saddam Hussein fight a duel.
Ramadan suggested that such a move would save both the Iraqi and American people.
At this time, the White House has not commented. It is not known what repercussions will come from this statement.
Mister Vice President, Don King is on the phone for you.