Bass Scratch Fever

Author: deucepm

Date: October 4, 2002

by deucepm
10-04-02
I thought you were taking the piss, but it's true! Nugent wants to go "camping" with Lance Bass.
As though I could make up something that disturbing.
Of course you realize that if Bass actually goes on this trip, he's going to end up the "Donnie" of NSync. He'll be all hard and stubbly and shit.
So we can expect to see him playing cops and angelic Down's syndrome kids in the future, then?
Oh, indubitably. One day we'll look back at "On the Line" and realize it was the beginning of a hard, hard man's career.
So do you think Ted will strip Lance down and read to him from "Ulysses?"