CC 145: Breast Exams And You, Part 1

Author: deucepm

Date: October 4, 2002

by deucepm
10-04-02
Have you performed your monthly breast cancer exam yet?
You know, I was gonna do it right after my pap smear. News flash--we're guys. Guys don't get breast cancer.
Yes, we do.
No, we don't! Guys get ass cancer. Girls get breast cancer. It's a scientific fact.
Great googaly moogaly. How do you even get dressed in the morning, you pile of hair?
I'm just saying, show me one woman who ever died of prostate cancer. Can't do it, can you?