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The first time it happened, it was annoying.
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| Hello, Verizon? Internet no work. Make Internet be on now. | |
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| Oh, I am sorry, sir. We'll turn it back on right away, just a little mix-up on our end... | |
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The second time, I chalked it up to incompetence.
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| Verizon? You said my DSL would be turned back on. Why do you fill my house with lies? | |
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| Sorry, sorry, yet another mix-up. Here you go. | |
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Three times equals conspiracy.
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| WHO ARE YOU WITH? NSA? The Directorate? WHAT DO YOU WANT OF ME? | |
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| We'll turn your DSL back on, but first there's a little job we want you to do. You'll find the rifle in the back of your car. Remember: The woods are lovely, dark and deep... | |
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