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| Hi. I have a question. How come you guys are so successful, even though your products are like toys created by retarded monkey children? | |
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| I just can't figure it. They're all so awful, and yet you have all the money. How do you do it? Are you powered by Satan? | |
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| What? No, no, no, no, no. We're...uh...just lucky, I guess. | |
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| Yeah, right. Seriously, if I offer you someone's soul, will you fix this piece of shit CD burner? | |
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