The Only Explanation

Author: deucepm

Date: October 7, 2002

by deucepm
10-07-02
Hewlett-Packard tech support.
Hi. I have a question. How come you guys are so successful, even though your products are like toys created by retarded monkey children?
Uh...
I just can't figure it. They're all so awful, and yet you have all the money. How do you do it? Are you powered by Satan?
What? No, no, no, no, no. We're...uh...just lucky, I guess.
Yeah, right. Seriously, if I offer you someone's soul, will you fix this piece of shit CD burner?